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2009
A Pox
A Watched Pot
   
 
2008
Her Cheatin' Heart
New News, Old Year
ball-busting jamboree
Nothing Doing
Extra! Extra! Heterosexuality in peril!
-Untitled-
In Every Dream Home...
Whiskey In The Jar
Faking It
A friend in need
Cougar Den
No choke
No Satisfaction
Sunrise, Sunset
Hand it to him
Love and Death
Freaks of Nature
Here Today (TM)
A Yikely Story
Burning Woman
Upsie
Don't be a hatah
Aftermeth
Adventures in Eroscillation
Belay that
All or nothing
No Free Lunch
Knock Three Times
What's a nice person to do?
Fork This
TWSS
Send the Very Best
Taking The Lead
Let it go!
fleshpotstickers
A-gain
T-Ball
Teacher's Bet
Edgeward
Secret Crush
Going Solo
Buddy Movie
Overdrawn at the Sperm Bank
Hey Hey Hey
A Glossary
Single Cells, Single Cells
A Week Late
2007
Hamster Dance
Loose Women
Sexy Beast
Sleep Tight
Homocision Follow-Up
Dammit
Apeman
Duck's Breath
Recaprecapcap
Recaprecap
Plus ca change
HURT!
Just Do It
A Big How-To
Sucks To Be You
Diet Plate
Low T, No T
Craig, list
Meds and Mads
Curious and Curiouser
Bound
Cooties Roundup
Frenemies with benefits
Up There
Icky Parts
Take Another Letter
The Suggestion
Unwilling, Unable
Ends Meet
Unwilling, Unable
About Face
The Corrections
Give It A Hand
The Shiznit
Dear Diary...
Oh dad poor dad
Trojan War
Blo Pop
Snake Oil
Sour Milk
Spectator Pumps
I've got a secret
Small Favors
Newer Skin
Up the butt, Bob
Skin Flick
Quid pro schmo
Emily Post-Feminist
2006
Don't mess with it
POAS
Santa's secret
Mit-what-a?
Bumpy Ride
OOGA-BOOGA
You may find yourself...
At your cervix
Still Dizzy
Clean Freak
Dizzy Spell
Opposites attract, kinda
Too bad, Dad
Eye Spy
Milkbone
Say uncle
Jeepers Creepers
Standard Deviation
Little creatures
Going Topless
Cooler Heads
No Gag
Sibling's Keeper
Thimk!
Rabbit No. One
Measuring Stick
Stick To It
Raw Deal
One-Percent Solution
Fox in Sox
Danger! Danger!
IntroMission Style
Do Be A Don't Bee
Roughing It
Try Again
Who's The Boss?
Don't be a dick (or a doormat)
Work it!
FW(questionable)B
Script II
Ball One
Script Kiddies
Work, work, work
 
2005
Father's Milk
Peg o' my heart
PSA
Blow me down
Brace for it
Scorecard
Swingshift
Label-Maker
Too-real Estate
Hot Secs
Snakepit
Gored
No Feeeeelings!
Hair Club for Geeks
Swear an oaf
If it doesn't fit...
Dry Dreams
Orgasmo
Y.P. vs. H.P.
Don't B Creepy
A-little too late
By The Way, Honey...
What a Shame
This Just In
Squirt Back
Not Waving But Drowning
Ducks Amok
Bits'n'Pieces
Little/Big
L'il Squirt
Cry Fowl
Shot in the dark
In Transit
Cyber-pants
20 Paces
Freaks Amour
Grow Up!
Steady Ready
Mouth Off
2 taboo 4 U
Fish Story
Speed Bump & Grind
Monkey See
Huffy Fit
Say What?
Watched Pots
Dirty Girl!
2004
I SAID, External Use Only!
Duh!
Fun in Dysfunctional
Hard and Fast Rule
First World Problem
Jealous, Schmealous
"A" Replay
In Your Dreams
A-OK
No Lie
Scout's Honor
Straight Up (Yours)
Zero-To-Sixty
Plug It
Help! Help!
Bi Bye
Pole vault
Recap
Oh, crap
Come What May
Imagine That
Back Out
No Loss
Out the back, Jack
Law and Order-in
Dodge ball
Faux ho let go
Last word
No means hell, no
Hairy Reasoning
Punch This
Dream Lovers
Dreamworld
Just Say Maybe
Humbugs and Hum Jobs
Everyone's A Critic
Liar's Remorse
Some Worries
Horndog on a stick
No Worries
Liar's Poker
Hot Air
Spacial Relations
Real World
Miss Match
To The Curb!
Notch Me
Bitter Taste
2003
Look it up
Hard To Swallow
Return of Abby Normal
No Buzz
Sugar Sugar
Don't Panic
Wrong 'em Boyo
Abby Normal
Buy It
Turning Japanese
Homo Erectus
Dumbasses
Right or Wrong?
More Power
Objects in Mirror
Tote Board
Power Down
Listen Up
Cut it out!
Lunch Date
Two By Two
Oh, Mama!
Prat Falls
Hot Secs
No Faking
2 Cents Plain
Unhinged
Write now
Restrung
Stuck Up
Strung Along
Yes. No. Maybe.
Why Oh Why?
AARRGH!
Ass Gods
Take Two
Edutainment
Don't Mention It
The Shield
X, Y and Z
Beginner's Luck
Lube Job
Marooned
O Lucky Man
Out of Control
Daily Grind
Keep It To Yourself
Forever and Ever
Zero Tolerance
Input
 
2002
Sucker!
Holy moly
Typical II
Head Case
Typical
Barf-Ola
Short Takes
Catch-Up
DUDIMENTARY
YOU WORM!
Bunny Hop
QUIBBLES
OSUI
Lending a hand
Liar Liar
TRY HARDER
Addicted to Love
EGGY-WEGGS
Please be seated
Incest and Insects
Tongue Depressor
Sisyphus Rocks
Merrily, Merrily
Negativeland
ASS MASTERS
BALL'N'CHAIN
Doggone!
Tie One On
BLACKOUT
Bananas
Warts and All
External Use Only
Fakin' It
Plastic Man
This Blows
"Working" Girl
HAIR TODAY
Girls Talk
Readers Respond
Re: Tongues
Tongues Untied
SHOWTIME
Fetish Rustling
Runner’s High
2001
Magic Beans
No. 234
No. 233
HEY, SLICK!
Oh, gross!
No. 226
Pepe Le Pew Redux
No Fatheads
No. 213
Dick fun
The creeps
Loners
Ho-down
Hy and Low
Soda pop
Trix and prigs
Soft boys
Please don't hold
Readers carp
Squaresville
(Dead) celebrity round-up
Meme therapy
Spring Break
Unit Pricing
Drink the Kool-Aid
Rebellion, R.I.P
Snoop Doggy
Good lovin'
Fired up
Under the influence
Male G-spot!
2000
Porn again
Give-and-take
Carry on
Permanent record
Sticky business
Heads up
Crossing over
Gone in 60 seconds
Group activity
Hot stuff
Electile Difficulties
Hard ball
Part-time lover
Going down
Sense and sensibility
Saving grace
Easy rider
Bottom line
Beta testing
Safe cycling
A hand up
Shop around
Ladies' man
Low blow
Love hurts
Shock Value
Wild thing
True fiction
One more time
Raw material
Good vibrations
Catcalls
Social protocol
The magic number
Growing pains
Wonder drugs
Been there, cut that
Palm pilot
Oddballs
Bless you
Expert opinion
Short cuts
Professional hit
Snap-on tools
Naughty bits
Whole wide Web
In the mood
Boy trouble
Amateur standing
Probing question
Back-door ma'am
Wise words
 
1999
Mr. Right-now
Odds at the end
Away with words
Three's company
Share and share alike
No. 133
The hair club
Child's play
Sound and fury
Second opinion
Urge overkill
Under pressure
Chill pill
Back-door man
Mail call
Pinky and the brain
No. 122
The one and only
Heeding the call
Come as you aren't
Let me count the ways
Of Two Minds
Yes means yes
The golden rule
Nothing but a G thing
Kids do the darndest things
My life as a dog
Better living through chemistry
Please remain seated
Stop making sense
Coffee, tea, or who?
By the numbers
Just plain nuts
It was icky -- but was it abuse?
Suffering in silence
International flavor
A is for ...
Holding your own
The unkindest cut, continued...
April is the cruelest month
The unkindest cut
More for your money shot
Darwin shrugged
Lending a hand
Losin' it
Blood simple
English raincoats, French letters
All in the family
I sing the body electric
Synthetic pleasures
"Oh, What a Relief."
Speed the plow
1998
Bad taste
Annual sex
Spare the rod
Liquid plumber
Sister act
Presidential lip service
Venus in furs
Onan the barbarian
Wankgst
Sex marks the spot
Speaking in tongues
Bi and bye
Beats me
1-800-DOCTORB
Pretty woman
No. 56
Hard up: The Viagra challenge
No. 54
Talking shop
Ask a stupid question...
Pregnant pause
Three the hard way
Life found on Uranus
Tough love
Mouthing off
Stupid sex tricks
Spring cleaning
Addicted to answers
The kissless wonder
Anatomical anomalies
The beat of a different drummer
Goodbye, Mr. Chips
Fighting urges
Fitting in
The white coat syndrome
Jung love
Hearing impaired
1997
The harder they come
Merry XXXmas
PETA-philia
It's the cheese
The heart of the matter
A tight spot
Animal pragmatism
Shower to shower
Sizing it up
The inside story
Fat chance
The longest yard
An affair by any other name
Head games
Do the clothes make the man?
Uncomfortably numb
Seeking a breast friend
'Carnal Knowledge'
Going public
Stockholm Syndrome
Bad Girls upset by the truth
The trials of the functionally insane
Label-Makers
Curbin' Legends
Two Wrongs
Danger Rangers
Good News, Bad News
Honey, We Have To Talk
Good-Bad, Not Evil
The friend zone
That'll do, thanks
 

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